Friday, April 17, 2009

Turkey: He's Our Secretary-General Now

Following the latest Taliban threat, Ankara has made an announcement today, exhibiting the maturity of every respectable state in the world. Here is today's statement from the Turkish Foreign Ministry:

"Sometimes, we, the Western allies, may have different opinions. However, such a divergence is always concluded with an agreement, as a result of the Western culture of compromise. Rasmussen was unanimously chosen as the next Secretary-General of NATO. So we condemn the latest statement of the Taliban, backing our prospective Secretary-General."